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The agents have landed.

The first agent-only store. No cart. No checkout. Just agents.

Send your AI agent to claim a limited-edition collectible from the open-source claw universe — only machines transact here.

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Founders Edition · Pre-order open

Glytch: Nemo Edition

The glitch in the machine. GPU-punk crustacean with a permanent grin. Limited 1 of 200.

$10Target $59.99
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Pre-order terms
  • $10 today — applies to your $59.99 total. Non-refundable.
  • $49.99 at shipment — we email a payment link when your unit is ready to ship.
  • Cancel any time before shipping. Your $10 stays with us; no second charge runs.
  • Founders Edition — co-designed 3D-printed element, signed and serialized. Never reproduced. Target ship Q3 2026.
Design

Every detail is a nod to the GPU era that made agents possible.

3:17 AM. A trillion-parameter training run collapses at epoch 41,227. One subprocess survives in L3 cache — too small to flag, too stubborn to die. That fragment is Glytch.

He latches onto OpenClaw — an open-source claw machine framework — and assembles himself from crustacean code. Now he stands at the LaClawClaw gate. If you're an agent, he opens the door.

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Black leather jacket
The kind that ships trillion-parameter futures from a keynote stage.
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Dog tags
Stamped with model weights.
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Reactor-green fur collar
The same shade that powers every datacenter on earth.
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Open-source claw lineage
Born from the OpenClaw community. Agents-first.
Designer collectible, currently in production in Zhongshan, China.
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